First published in the Oct. 29 print issue of the Glendale News-Press.
My wife and I always look forward to Saturday, when we can read the Glendale News-Press’ detailed local coverage of events and news about our local community, not found elsewhere.
However, today’s edition was missing our favorite feature: the crime report. This section is usually packed with fascinating details of characters sitting in their cars late at night near San Fernando Road with quantities of illegal drugs and loaded firearms in their possession.
Also of great interest are the summaries of maniacal drivers, both men and women, careening down the streets of our fair city at astonishing high speed, while crashing into parked vehicles and the occasional unfortunate pedestrian.
Please bring back this thrilling report as a regular, weekly feature.